Has anyone ever wondered...

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1) When time began?  How did all this start?  And if it started,w hat was there before?  And if has always been there, what sense does that make?

2) Does the universe go on forever?  Doesn't that mean eventually there will be another Dan somewhere, just like me?  And one kind of like me?  And one totally different?  What the heck?

3) Why do you park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway?

4) Who the heck is this Manuel Labor I'm always hearing about?

5) Why is some science that seems to contradict the Bible okay to believe in, and some not?

6) How the heck did that group of Giants win the World Series?

7) Is a large part of what/who we are, a stew made of simply our memories, and what we tell ourselves about them?

8) Who is the best rapper of all time?  Folk singer?  Break dancer?

9) Where did Dan go to nursery school?

10) Is this worth my time?

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